Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Move Over SpongeBob: There's a New Homo in Town!

West Hollywood, CA February 1, 2005

With the recent media uproar that SpongeBob SquarePants is, indeed, a flaming homosexual, the closet has been pulled open for another former family favorite.

Bi-Curious George.

"Look, it was 1974, and I needed a job, said George, 58 years old. I went in to the Houghton Mifflin offices and pitched the idea of a monkey on the fence about his sexuality. Some tightwad at that meeting - I don't remember his name - thought it would be funnier if it were just 'Curious' George. I needed some money; what's a monkey to do, man?"

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